ik blijk wel zwanger!!!!!!

Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, paul! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.


It's A Boy!
paul, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.


Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Zo, zo, een jongetje en van Bill nog wel. Ik dacht nog wel dat deze test zo betrouwbaar was...

das schrikken, gewoon zwanger zonder dat het kan, net als maria zeg...
joehoeeee ik krijg een meisje!?!?

Tsss, ik krijg een jongetje van Michael Jackson, zo rond de kerst...